This website is swear word clean and has long, think-about-it riddles and all the parodies are minecraft related and you can (or should) comment about what song to turn into a parody (just that I will not do christian songs)
Thursday, 7 March 2013
There
once was an evil guy who knew spells and stuff like that. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned
them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike, and then He put them in his
garden.
One of the woman had a husband and children how begged the evil dude to let
her see them.
He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to their house. In the morning
he came and took her home.
One day, the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the evil dude's garden, but when he looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out
which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his
wife home.
How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
anwser to The Island riddle
Answer
The room: put your hand over the candle until it becomes sore (or saw) and use it to cut the table in half because two halves =one whole (or hole) use the hole to get out.The lake
The lake: sit at the side and stare at the lake until you are bored (or board) and use the board as a paddle for the boat
The forest: shout at the forest until you are hoarse (or horse) and use the horse to get across the jungle
The wall: by the time you get there it is too dark. wait for it to be lighter and then you can lift the wall.
Now get to the helicopter and fly away!
The room: put your hand over the candle until it becomes sore (or saw) and use it to cut the table in half because two halves =one whole (or hole) use the hole to get out.The lake
The lake: sit at the side and stare at the lake until you are bored (or board) and use the board as a paddle for the boat
The forest: shout at the forest until you are hoarse (or horse) and use the horse to get across the jungle
The wall: by the time you get there it is too dark. wait for it to be lighter and then you can lift the wall.
Now get to the helicopter and fly away!
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
A very hard (and long) Riddle
The Island
You wake up in a room made of steel and brick. There is nothing in the room but a candle (with a fire) and a table. And when you get out of the room you must cross a river of magical water that will melt only human flesh and there is a boat but no paddle and if you think that you could magically drift to the other side (even though this is magical water) YOU'RE WRONG. And even if you DO get a cross the magical water alive, you still have a forest to cross which would take forever to get through (even if you go straight) unless you have some sort of transportation device (hint: or animal) in this case you have non.However, if you do get across, their is a wall that stretches right across the island. And if you get pass the wall, their is a.......I am just kidding! Your free! Get into the helicopter and fly away! (Its as simple as that!)Post in the comments below about what you thing!
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
creepers
Creepers
It came to blow (times 4)
Up every thing that was known (times 4)
Exploding every house and every home (times 4)
Best to kill them with a bow (times 4)
Chorus:
It knows your house is big
and it is a shame they are right here yah
It blows up when you come to near
and it kills you( repeat "kills you" twice)
when you kill it you get gunpowder
but before it kills you ("before it kills you" twice)
It will not warn you
until last sec
when the time is right
and he gonna blow
It came to blow (times 4)
up every creature you ever know( times 4)
destroying all trees you've ever grown (times 4)
leaving craters in every biome (repeat "ome" 4 times)
(go back to chorus)
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